This is an open letter to ignorant people that shop at Walmart.
I went to Walmart the other day with a list of items that I needed. I am personally not a big fan of shopping at Walmart, or any other grocery store for that matter. That is why when I go I have a list in hand of the things I need. My mission is simple I get in, get out, and get on with my life. There are some people who have a different spin on it, and like to make the Walmart experience a day long event. That's all well and good I guess everybody needs a hobby, and that happens to be theirs
I'm minding my own business walking through the store, making a pretty good dent in my list. Next aisle I get to was a little crowded. I weave my way through the traffic, only to hit a roadblock halfway down. On one side was a 400lb woman yapping on her cell phone, On the other side was her overflowing shopping cart. Although I felt bad about interrupting her in depth phone conversation about how many calories were in the box of cookies she was eyeballing, I politely said excuse me. I assumed she would be as polite to move so I could squeeze by, silly me. Ignoring me briefly, she paused her extremely important phone conversation looked at me and said sarcastically: can I help you? Are you freaking kidding me? Yeah you can help me, you can move out of the way so I can get by thanks for asking! She complied to my request, but not without bitching to her friend on the phone about how rude I was. If it wasn't for ignorant people like you, who are oblivious to what's going on around them, I wouldn't have to be so rude. If she is that concerned about counting calories (which I doubt) and dealing with "rude" people, then she should call Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. They can count the calories for her, and deliver the food right to her door!
Now being even more frustrated with the shopping experience, I proceeded to knock out the remaining items on my list. I finally finished, and hastily made my way to the register. Craving an adult beverage at this point, I quickly got in line. As luck would have it the line wasn't moving. Overhearing the people in front of me complaining about how slow this lady was going. I assumed they were talking about the Walmart employee behind the register. I looked to see what the hold up was, and much to my surprise it turned out to be my ignorant new friend! She still had her cell phone in one hand, and slowly putting her groceries on the counter with her other hand. I thought what the Hell did I do to deserve this! I then said out loud so she could hear me, if there's no one in front of you, and a line of pissed off people behind you, that would be YOU holding up the line! The look on her face was priceless! I then jumped over to a line that was actually moving, got out, and got on with my life!
